Top 5 Things That SHOULD Be On LeBron’s Mind

As the free agency period begins in the NBA, there are a few things that should be on LeBron James' mind as the crown jewel of this year's class:

1. Haircut – this dude has gone long enough with this illuminati/buckwheat phase he’s been in. Honestly speaking, he looks like a bum, and when you make millions of dollars in free agency, you don’t want the talk of the town being the birds nest on top of your head.
   
   
   
   
   
   
2. Delonte West – I’m not going to go into the: did he/didn’t he thing with you. All I can say is that this is the same guy who went all Antonio Banderas on everybody’s ass earlier this year and strapped a guitar case with gun s to the back of his motorcycle. I guess I’m saying he’s capable of anything…anything!
   
   
3. Winning vs. Lifestyle – the one positive thing that has come out of free agency so far is the fact that we, as fans, get to see what type of man Bron-Bron really is. We know he’ll make a lot of money, but if he chooses the Nets over the Bulls, Heat or Cavs—yes people he can actually still go back to Cleveland—then we will know one thing: That LeBron values money and Jay-Z over winning titles. And if tha t’s the case, I feel sorry for Jersey fans; you won’t be getting a winner, just another Vince Carter.
   
   
4. Michael Jordan – no, this isn’t another token MJ comparison; but, if the King wants to step out of Jordan’s shadow he cannot expect to do so in his city. He said that, for this up-coming season, he is going to change his number from 23 to 6. It’s cool if you want to change your number dude, just don’t feed us this BS about paying homage to MJ only to turn around a few months later and play at his old stomping grounds.
   
   
5. Football – every good businessman always h as a backup plan. LeBron is only 25-years-old and could very easily make the Browns roster. Could you imagine the look on NBA Commissioner David Stern’s face? I would imagine it’d be something like this:
   
   

   

   
   Forget Mayweather vs. Paquiao, I’m trying to see Stern vs. (NFL Commissioner) Goddell.
   
   By Aaron Hilton