Celebrity-Athlete of the Day: Juan Uribe

I’ve found my subjects for celebrity-athletes in numerous different ways. I still don’t know how I find these people, or why I even know who else they look like (what can I say, it’s a gift).

Today’s subject was found by doing what I do best, watching TV (although a bit of the credit also belongs to proximity, as today’s athlete plays for one of the teams I covered during my internship out in Sacramento).

Today’s Athlete: Juan Uribe, shortstop for the San Francisco Giants.

• I don’t know whether it’s the violent swing, chubby face, creepy demeanor that made me notice; but, whatever the reason, Uribe bears a striking resemblance to one of my favorite rappers: Jadakiss.
  
  It all started a little over a week ago, when I went to a Giants game at AT&T ballpark (one of the most picturesque ballparks you’ll ever see). I remember sitting in the press box when, all-of-the-sudden, some Spanish music starts blaring in my ears. Uribe was up to hit and my eyes fixated on his bat. Let me just say, that this dude has the most violent swing of all-time (sorry Gary Sheffield, but his is just stupid). I’ve never seen somebody work that hard for an opposite field single in my life (and I used to play baseball…ish).
  
  His swing only enhanced my belief that I came to the previous night (while watching music videos on MTV Jams): he is baseball’s version of Jadakiss. Jadakiss might be the only rapper (other than Game and Eminem) that genuinely scares me (obviously Eminem scares me for different reasons). I feel like he will actually shoot me if he had the chance. I’m a relatively big dude, but I really don’t think that’d matter against a goon like Jadakiss. That’s how I felt about Uribe when I walked into the Giants clubhouse after the game.
  
  Both guys are reasonably big, with really chunky faces (when they wear fitted hats, they look a lot like Mr. Met). The two are also un-humanly violent (maybe not outside of their professions, but they’ve got some hidden aggression). Tiger should blame Uribe for the way he got clocked by, his now ex-wife, Elin; I’m almost positive she took notes from watching Uribe’s baseball swings.
  
  
  
  Imagine Uribe stepping into the batters box and unloading on a hanging curveball. If you’ve ever seen his swing, you’ll know that he whips the bat, drops it, raises his arms, and swags out of the batters box, all in one fluid motion (all his missing is the “Aheeeeeeh!” and you’d swear Jadakiss played baseball).
  
  Both men are at the top of their game, and still have at least a few years left in the tank. I’m not sure how much longer Jada’s raspy voice or Uribe’s maniacal swing will hold up over time; however, I don’t see either man changing anytime soon.

By Aaron Hilton
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Celebrity-Athlete of the Day: Scott Rolen

Continuing on my ‘old school’ kick, I decided to go back to one of the greatest crime/mystery movies of all-time, The Usual Suspects.

To be honest, I just saw the movie for the first time last summer and it was a revelation. I have since seen it about 6-times and it never gets old; those movies that keep you in suspense until the very end have always been a personal favorite.

Today’s Athlete, Scott Rolen, third baseman for the Cincinnati Reds.

• Rolen used to be one of my favorite baseball players, in the early 2000s. Ever since I saw Superman Returns all I could think about was how much Rolen and Kevin Spacey – who played Lex Luthor – looked alike.
  
  Both men have, at one point or another, been heralded as one of the best in their respective professions. Rolen was the prototypical, power-hitting third basemen with a laser arm and a knack for making SportsCenter’s Top Plays. Spacey was one of the best actors of my generation whose artistic range knew no bounds.
  
  They both have that awkward, old man smile that almost makes them look like serial killers. They both have the same, squinty eyes and facial expressions. It makes perfect sense that each man would be somehow related. The funniest part about it is the age and size difference.
  
  Spacey is 16-years older than Rolen, and Rolen has about six-inches and 100-pounds on Spacey; yet, somehow, I just can’t separate the two. I could see Rolen limping into the batters box, dragging his foot on the ground like ‘Verbal’ Kint – Spacey’s character from The Usual Suspects – then when the pitcher enters the wind-up (spoiler alert!) he fixes his stature and goes all Kaiser Soze on the pitch.
  
  Doing movies like K-Pax nearly (and should have) ruined Spacey’s career, in my eyes. Playing with the Blue Jays in ’08 looked like the end for Rolen; however, both men persevered and rejuvenated their sparkling careers (although neither of them will fully recover from those poor decisions).
  
  Rolen’s career will likely be over within the next 2-3 years – at age 38 – whereas Spacey has remained relevant well into his 50’s. Maybe Spacey can give his long-lost brother some pointers on longevity, or maybe even use him as a stunt double in Superman Returns…Again.

By Aaron Hilton
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Celebrity-Athlete of the Day: Ty Lawson

Continuing my old school theme from my last celebrity-athlete, I decided to go back to one of my favorite shows of all time: The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air.

Summertime was just the beginning of the Will Smith phenomena, in my opinion; where it really started was on the TV screen. The Fresh Prince wasn’t just about its star, Smith. There were numerous actors/entertainers who played key roles in the show and made it the classic that it is today (why else would it play every night on Nick At Night?).

Today’s Celebrity Athlete: Ty Lawson, point guard for the Denver Nuggets.

• Ever since his time at UNC, Lawson played second fiddle to the much bigger, more celebrated Tyler Hansbrough. He had his moments, but, in the end, the UNC Championship team was all about ‘Psycho Ty’. This is just one of the many things that connect this mighty mite to Alfonso Ribiero (whom America will always know as Carlton Banks).
  
  If Will Smith was the glitz and glamor, Carlton was the glue that kept everything together. The show played on Carlton’s diminutive stature as the go-to bit for a quick laugh. Lawson was UNC Coach Roy Williams’ go-to guy for a quick bucket.
  
  I watched many UNC vs. Duke games in which Ty Lawson would take the ball out of the hoop, receive the in-bounds pass and zip up the floor for an easy layup (much to my dismay, I might add…there was a LOT of cursing at my TV in those days).
  
  Carlton’s patented “Carlton Dance” captivated the nation (or at least 6 Prescott Hall Road) and inspired me to try and create my own dance. Needless to say, that was an epically failed attempt on my part, but not for a lack of effort.
  
  Lawson never had a dance, but I like to think that he was “getting jiggy wit’ it” all night long after the National Championship game. Having trouble picturing it, just check out the video below (try substituting the neckties and sweater vests for Nuggets jerseys and instead a TV-studio set, it's just Omarion screaming "YOU GOT SERVED!" at anyone who'll listen).
  
  
  
  Both guys are short, stocky, and have outstanding goatees. While The Fresh Prince was likely the peak of Ribiero’s stardom, Lawson looks to have a lot of upside for the Nuggets. That is to say, both men have their similarities and differences; however, the trump card is the fact that they look the same.
  
  Can I just say that the world is worse off without The Fresh Prince? I say Robert Horry and Ty Lawson take a hiatus from basketball – even though Horry is retired – and go film 5 new seasons of The Fresh Prince (I know I can’t be the only one who wants this to happen...oh, and 'Big Baby' Davis could play Uncle Phil).
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  Honestly, I think watching UNC win the National Championship in 2009 would have been much more bearable if Lawson had on one of Carlton’s patented wool-knit, ‘90s sweaters. At least I’d be able to get a kick out of it.

By Aaron Hilton
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Celebrity-Athlete of the Day: Curtis Granderson

A lot of these look-alikes have been current actors/stars and I feel like I’m not showing any love to the throw backs.

This Celebrity-Athlete is dedicated to one of my favorite movies of all times, Cool Runnings. Enjoy.

Today’s Athlete: Curtis Granderson, CF for the New York Yankees.

• When Granderson went down earlier in the season, I couldn’t help but say, “Sanka! You dead?!” Why? You might ask; well that’s because the Yankees 5-tool center fielder is a carbon copy of Doug E. Doug. Doug played the popular character, Sanka Coffie, in the 1993 classic, Cool Runnings.
  
  If you’re over the age of 20, and you haven’t seen Cool Runnings, you need to re-evaluate your life. Probably one of the most underrated, great movies of my youth; and Sanka is one of my favorite movie characters from the 90s next to the black Power Ranger (Zack, not that other guy from the motion picture…don’t act like you didn’t watch Power Rangers either).
  
  If you take away the dreads and add a baseball cap, you probably couldn’t tell the difference. Now that Doug is getting older, he’s starting to look a bit different, but back in ’93, he and Granderson looked just alike.
  
  I bet, before every game, Granderson kisses his lucky egg and stuffs it back in his pants; just like Sanka ($10 says Marcus Thames plays the role of Yul Brenner on the Yankees bobsled team). He probably looks in the mirror before every game and says, “I see PRIDE! I see POWER! I see a bad motha-(expletive), who don’t take no shit from NOBODY!” (Again, if you didn’t watch the movie, you won’t get the reference; just another reason why you need to re-evaluate your choice in movies).
  
  Both are lovable guys with great character. Doug E. Doug might not don pin stripes in the summer, and Granderson isn’t from Jamaica (although, neither is Doug) but that’s about the only thing that separates the two.
  
  Hopefully you can see the similarities in their faces; however, I really hope this inspires you to dig in your closet – or go to your nearest blockbuster – and rent Cool Runnings; it’s a must see.

By Aaron Hilton
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Celebrity-Athlete of the Day: Aaron Hilton

A common saying that I like to live by is, “Don’t dish out more punishment than you can take.” That is to say, you shouldn’t tell any jokes that, if flipped back on you, would be too much for you to handle.

I have poked fun at 10 different athletes so far; comparing them to everything from a genuine look alike, to an extinct reptile (although, you have to admit, that Bosh one was right on the money).

Anyone that knows me, knows that I was a tri-varsity athlete my senior year in high school and that basketball has long been my passion. So, technically, this weeks installment is still a celebrity-athlete look-alike.

Today’s Athlete: Aaron Hilton, center for the St. George’s Dragons (what they know about SG @itsjustgriff? Ha-ha).

• As my good friend, high school roommate and fellow HU student, Griff, knows; I look exactly like Steve Urkel (not Jaleel White – the actor who played Urkel in Family Matters – the actual character).
  
  All throughout high school I was a lame, skinny, corny black kid who sounded like Miley Cyrus. My pants rarely ever went down past my ankles and I wore short sleeved collared shirts with a neck tie during mandatory chapel. (Yea, come to think of it, Urkel wasn’t even this lame. At least he had hope with Laura.)
  
  I was always correcting people with lines like, “Well, actually…” and “Contrary to popular belief…” (I wish I was making this up, trust me).
  
  Urkel was the nerd for years on that show until he invented an alter ego, Stephon Urkél; my nickname junior year became Big Sexy (with each stroke of the keyboard I’m digging myself a deeper hole). While the nickname was meant to be one of those ironically false aliases – like a midget named ‘Big Tony’ or something like that – however, I took it to the bank and made it my own.
  
  One thing we don’t have in common is family. Urkel had an ugly twin sister and my sisters aren’t that ugly (as much as it pains me to admit) and you never saw his family; however my family was always around. All my friends came to chill at my house, not the other way around (that’s probably why I didn’t get the Jazzy Jeff treatment growing up).
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  I’m all grown up now and I’ve put my clumsy, nerdy days behind me; but, I’m still that same kid I was 7 years ago. Sadly, Jaleel has moved on from his Urkel days; every now and then, I still have mine.

By Aaron Hilton
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Celebrity-Athlete of the Day: Shannon Brown

I got away from my Celebrity Look-alike series for a few days, but I’m back this week with some really good ones.

Today’s Athlete: Shannon Brown, reserve guard for the LA Lakers.

• I just had to get this one off my chest; it’s been bothering me since the 2010 NBA Finals. I’m just gonna put it out there: dude looks like Chris Brown. There, I said it; you’d have to be blind not to agree with me.
  
  Every aspect of his person just screams Chris Brown. They’re both freakish athletes, have no problem getting the girl and made a serious comeback in 2010. (Did I mention that they share the same last name?)
  
  Everybody knows the story with Breezy; he got a little too animated with his girlfriend and things got ugly. Shannon Brown was a competitor in the 2003 McDonald’s High School Dunk Competition – won by LeBron James (maybe you’ve heard of him) – but tanked in this year’s NBA Dunk Competition. After that abysmal display of wackness, he faded of the NBA radar for a while.
  
  This year, both of them re-emerged in their respective genres as stars. Chris Brown cleaned up his act, grew a goatee and danced his way back into young women’s hearts. Shannon Brown dunked on Mikki Moore so hard that he might have even received an all-star vote - even though it was during the '09 Preseason - and his performance in the finals was impressive as well. The high-flyer also made an appearance as the love interest in Monica’s new music video “Love All Over Me”.
  
  
  
  Breezy is a huge basketball fan and has participated in numerous charity basketball events in the past. Shannon Brown, likely, has no singing talents – although he might be a pretty good dancer, I’m not sure. What Shannon does have is his connection to R&B Diva, Monica; his alleged girlfriend (so back-to-back NBA Championships weren’t enough? You had to go and take Monica from us too? The nerve of athletes these days.)
  
  I’ve done ten of these celebrity-athlete pieces now, and this one is, by far, the closest. THEY HAVE THE SAME LAST NAME DAMMIT! I’m just going to start the rumor myself – in case it hasn’t been started already – they’re second cousins. HA! Now just try and prove me wrong (just so you know, even if you could prove me wrong – which you can’t – I wouldn’t believe you).

By Aaron Hilton
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Celebrity-Athlete of the Day: Chris Bosh

All this week, I will be using the input from some of my close friends and followers of the blog for the Celebrity-Athlete series. Some might be better than others; however, I have made sure that all the ones used will at least be, somewhat, believable.

This one comes from my boy @tribeofshabazz; however, I’ve been thinking the same thing for a while now. It must be the fact that we both go to HU and are Sports Journalism Institute grads that puts us on the same page.

Today’s Athlete: Chris Bosh, power forward for the My-ami (pronounced Miami) Cheat (or Heat, if you’re into that sort of thing).

• Raise your hand if you thought that the Toronto Raptors was the perfect place for Chris Bosh to be drafted. Keep them up if you, at one point or another, mistook him for the mascot during warm-ups.
  
  I was completely heartbroken when Bosh went on to Wade County, not only because I hated the idea of him and LeBron teaming up with D. Wade, but because there would be no more Jurrasic Park jokes.
  
  Bosh doesn’t look like a flame (pause) but he DOES look like the Velociraptor from Jurassic Park. They’ve got the same bodily motion, and the same tall, slender frame (given, the raptor is way faster and stronger than Bosh). ESPN’s Bill Simmons recently said that he was offended to continuously hear Bosh’s name mentioned among the elite “superstars” of the NBA; what about of Hollywood?
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  Jurassic Park is a classic and if they were to do a number 4 (no doubt it would be in 3D) my money is on Bosh making a cameo appearance as a baby raptor.
  
  There’s really not much else to say about this one, the proof is in the picture. I don’t know if Bosh is hiding a tail under his compression shorts, but I do believe that he evolved from the same primordial soup that spawned the Velociraptor.
  
  In the defense of Wade and LeBron, who wouldn’t want a freaking raptor on their team? As Neil Everett would say, “If you don’t thing that’s awesome, then you need awesome lessons.”

By Aaron Hilton
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Celebrity-Athlete of the Day: Rajon Rondo

All this week, I will be using the input from some of my close friends and followers of the blog for the Celebrity-Athlete series. Some might be better than others; however, I have made sure that all the ones used will at least be, somewhat, believable.

This one comes courtesy of my older cousin Tim, Jr. (I call him Tilly). I would like to take this time to say that these are jokes and I don’t mean any offense by them (for the most part); however, all jokes contain the slightest ounce of the truth.

Today’s Athlete: Rajon Rondo, point guard for the Boston Celtics.

• Ok, so Tilly and I were watching Diddy-Dirty Money’s “Hello Good Morning” music video a few weeks ago. Towards the end, Tilly pointed out that one of the members of Dirty Money – Dawn – looked just like NBA All-Star, Rajon Rondo. It was almost like the Dish Network gods heard him say it, because, right at that moment, her image flashed on screen. Cue the unadulterated, hysterical laughter followed by about 100 rewinds.
  
  What really amazed me about his discovery was how quickly he came up with it. It was like turning a double play, bang-bang. The worst part about it is that Rondo doesn’t help himself by being very dainty in demeanor.
  
  If he was scary, like KG, or fat, like Paul Pierce, I wouldn’t be able to make such a comparison; but he’s not. Rondo is skinny and funny looking, just like Dawn. The real question is, ‘who are the other two-thirds of dirty money in this equation?’ I’m still not sure, but I’m almost positive that it would take a combination of Pierce and KG to make a comparable Diddy.
  
  After my 10-minutes of non-stop laughter, I realized something: I used to think Dawn looked kind of good (c’mon, before I posted this, don’t act like you didn’t). Tilly had just ruined that for me and now the only thing I can enjoy about Diddy-Dirty Money is Diddy’s dance moves. I’m not going to lie to you, I was pissed for a while; then I realized that a lot of brothers and sisters look alike. Some of them might even be twins.
  
  Just imagine Dawn performing with Dirty Money while wearing a headband and dribbling a basketball; or, Rondo with eye shadow and leather tights, throwing a game-winning alley-oop to Nate Robinson (and then KG and Pierce dancing in the foreground, taking all the credit for the win).
  
  Needless to say, Dirty Money’s performances will never be the same for me from now on. Shit, basketball won’t be the same either; I’m just glad I’m not a Celtics fan.

By Aaron Hilton
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Celebrity-Athlete of the Day: Robert Horry

All this week, I will be using the input from some of my close friends and followers of the blog for the Celebrity-Athlete series. Some might be better than others; however, I have made sure that all the ones used will at least be, somewhat, believable.

Today's entry comes from my roommate/co-worker out here in Cali, @kylegrantham. Kyle's had some pretty good suggestions, so this might not be his only appearance in this weeks fan vote.

Today’s Athlete: Robert Horry, former Spurs, Lakers and Rockets power forward.

• Horry is a 7-time NBA champion and has won, literally, everywhere he’s been – with the exception of a brief, 32-game stint with the Phoenix Suns. His ability to succeed, no matter where he’s been, or what his role – along with his goatee and satellite ears – are what make him a ringer for Will Smith.
  
  In almost all of his movies, as a few of my good friends pointed out, Smith plays the hero. Whether it’s a comedic role, such as: Men In Black and Hancock, or a more serious role, such as: Ali or Seven Pounds; Will Smith has always saved the day and destroyed the box office. So, in many ways, their personal careers have mirrored one another as well.
  
  Horry was never the headliner for any of the championship teams he played on; however, he was always remembered for his willingness and desire to be the hero. His heroism and calm demeanor under pressure earned him the moniker, “Big Shot Bob”. Smith has done the same thing, but his nickname is way cooler: “The Fresh Prince”.
  
  Neither has swept an award show or been named an MVP/Best Actor – although Smith has come close a few times – but each man embodies versatility and a winning attitude. The two of them together could probably pick up all the DirecTV HD channels by tilting their ears a little towards the east, and maybe even hear your thoughts.
  
  These two guys are probably the most alike out of any pair I’ve done so far, simply because their similarities go deeper than their nappy, mini-fros. I’m not sure if Horry’s wife is anywhere near as beautiful as Jada; but that’d be asking too much anyways.
  
  I don’t know if Horry can rap (actually, I’m really not sure if Will Smith can rap), but his championship rings speak for themselves. He’s one of only two players, all-time, who have won a ring with three different franchises; Smith is one of the very few Hollywood stars to successfully transition from rap, to television, to the big screen – also three different franchises.
  
  The list of similarities probably goes on and on, but the point is that I’m not even sure, at this point, that Horry and Smith aren’t the same person. Maybe Will is secretly 6’10” and used some of the movie magic that he learned in Hollywood to disguise himself, albeit ever so slightly, under a sharp-shooting alter ego: Robert Horry. Hey, it could happen.

By Aaron Hilton
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Celebrity-Athlete of the Day: Josh Smith

All this week, I will be using the input from some of my close friends and followers of the blog for the Celebrity-Athlete series. Some might be better than others; however, I have made sure that all the ones used will at least be, somewhat, believable.

Today’s Athlete: Josh Smith, power forward for the Atlanta Hawks.

• Smith is best known for his high-flying, power dunks and freakish athletic ability. My good friend, and fellow Sports Journalism Institute 2010 alum, @dsmorais brought to my attention, the fact that he also resembles The Game.
  
  Didier couldn’t have been more spot on with his observation; and it’s not just in the face either. Their whole demeanor is similar. If it wasn’t for a 5-inch height difference – Smith is listed at 6’9” and Game at 6’4” – I would say that they could pass for the same person.
  
  Be that as it may, the two look just alike. I’m almost 100-percent positive that Game was an athlete before he started rapping, and, with his frame, basketball would be right up his alley. Smith, being from Georgia, is probably a huge rap fan and might have even tried it back in high school; wouldn’t surprise me one bit.
  
  Smith plays the game with a swagger that can’t be taught. His dunks and blocks are so ferocious, they could make grown men wet their pants in excitement…or fear (depends on whether you’re the victim or the audience). If Game was an NBA baller, there’s no doubt in my mind that he’d be of the Josh Smith mold. I just couldn’t see him parading around a park in LA showing off a Mickey Mouse chain (like “rapper” Lil’ Bow Wow) or doing some corny And-1 wannabe tricks (again, like Bow Wow). He’d probably run right at the defense, rise up and dunk on his defender something fierce. It’d probably look something like this (see below).
  
  
  
  Not convinced yet? How about the fact that they both wear red – albeit for very different reasons – and both men also represent their hometown at work? Not to mention that Game’s song, ‘Champion’, was featured on NBA 2K10. That looks like more than a coincidence to me, but that’s not all.
  
  Bringing the attention back to Smith being from GA, it goes without saying that he’s probably a better rapper than half of the “talent” to make it big out of his home state. I mean, can you honestly sit there at your computer and think of any Georgia rappers – other than Outkast, T.I., Ludacris, B.o.B and Jeezy – that are more lyrically gifted than a 5-year-old? Besides, if he did suck at rapping, who’s going to accept the unfortunate task of telling him? I’m 6’7” 250-pounds and I’m not even dumb enough to perform that task.
  
  Even if you don’t totally agree with me or Didier right now, just wait until you see ‘Hate It or Love It’ on MTV Jams. Eventually, it’ll click.

By Aaron Hilton
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Celebrity-Athlete of the Day: Justin Morneau

Finding celebrity look-alikes doesn’t get any easier by the day; however, it is one of the most things that I do with my free time (it’s actually pretty sad). Honestly, I have no clue how I even stumble upon these realizations, but this one was relatively easy.

Today’s Athlete: Justin Morneau, first baseman for the Minnesota Twins.

• He’s one of the few baseball players – like Mark McGuire and Reggie Jackson – who look like they should be an action hero. It’s only fitting that he and John “U Can’t See Me” Cena look alike. Cena is one of the corniest movie stars in recent memory; but he can’t help it, he’s a former wrestler.
  
  The only good thing to come out of the WWE has been The Rock, at least in terms of movie stardom; however, this might just top that. How many world wrestling champs can say that they look like a former AL MVP? None of them, that’s who.
  
  Not only does Cena look like Morneau, I just feel like they act the same as well. They have the same, cocky smirk on their faces. They’re both big as hell, and they have the exact same military-style haircut.
  
  I don’t know about you, but I’m convinced that they are in some way related – maybe like that 1/1,000 sets of cousins who look almost exactly the same or something.
  
  Think of how funny it would be to see Justin Morneau in a John Deer hat, some denim jeans and wearing an absurd number of wristbands patrolling around Target Field, gripping a microphone 10-times harder than anyone should hold a mic. And then think about the home run trot. Seriously, I want you to stop reading, lean back and think about how funny his home run trot would be.
  
  I’ll set the stage: it’s the bottom of the ninth, Mauer is on first, and the count is 2 balls and one strike. He knows he going to get a fastball so he muscles up a little bit…and BAM! Long fly ball to deep, center field...and it’s gone. But that’s not the story here, the real story is how, right after contact, he flips the bat and immediately starts doing the Yayo dance (see below). Tell me how that doesn’t make great tv; that’s right, you can’t!
  
  
  
  Think about how funny it would be to see him wrestle. What would his wrestling name be (I’m thinking “Ter-Morn-ator”…sounds corny, but what wrestling name isn’t?). I think you get my point; there’s just too much fun to be had with this one for you to not like it. To top it all off, Cena raps; how ridiculous would Morneau look in a recording booth spewing lyrics to his own walk up music?
  
  For the record, I think Cena would destroy Morneau in a fight; but, let’s see him hit a hanging curveball.

By Aaron Hilton

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