Ok ladies, it's my turn. An earlier post by my good friend Coco Elle listed a whole bunch of reasons why men can't understand women and blah, blah, blah. Truth is, we can understand you ladies - at least for the most part - it's just way more fun to act like we can't.Like you always say, "men are simple creatures and women are complicated," and for the most part, that is true. We can have our own complex set of rules, but we mostly all follow the same simple laws:
1. When I'm with my friends or out in public, that's all I'm doing. There'
s no need to call me every hour on the hour, trying to control/check up on me. If you think I'm cheating, then I probably am so you might as well let me go; however, deep down, most women know their men aren't cheating, they just don't trust their own intuition.
2. Talk slowly and clearly so that we can hear you. I hate when women talk your ears off at 1200 words per second and then expect you to remember what they said on page 3, paragraph 5 sentence 12 of their life story.
3. Men are sexual beings. You know that. We know that; however, what most of you don't know is that we are fully aware of how much you like it as well. Real men manipulate more than women by letting stereotypes take the lead. Really, we could care less about who has the final say on the subject of sex, we just know that we will get it from somewhere so you're better
off letting it be you.
4. When we're watching the game alone, come join; if we're watching with friends, make snacks or go do your own thing. Watching sports is something guys do as a part of nature, just like you women like to shop or have movie night, etc. We never want to do that alone, so if we're sitting there, it wouldn't hurt to grab some chips and salsa, and come take a seat. We'll respect you a lot more for trying to share the time with us and it might help
you get your way down the road. However, if we are already with friends, please find another thing to do. We don't like having to choose between you and friends, and you might not like the answer, so you might just want to save yourself the time and do something else.
5. Laughter is the key to happiness. The only reason why women are so sensitive is because most of you take yourselves too seriously or
have a low self esteem. Men laugh at their own expense, we tell rude and vicious jokes and like to maintain our composure while we do it.
In closing, I really did the list of 5 to humor you women out there who are obsessed with lists and rules. But, honestly, that's the problem; you worry way too much. When we're out, when we watch the game and don't talk to you, when we don't wanna watch The Notebook for the 4th time in a row, when we don't kiss you goodnight, etc. Don't take things like that personal, I'm not saying don't care about anything; I'm just saying don't worry about everything. It's just not healthy.
By Aaron Hilton
follow me on twitter @Way_2_Tall401
1. When I'm with my friends or out in public, that's all I'm doing. There'
s no need to call me every hour on the hour, trying to control/check up on me. If you think I'm cheating, then I probably am so you might as well let me go; however, deep down, most women know their men aren't cheating, they just don't trust their own intuition.2. Talk slowly and clearly so that we can hear you. I hate when women talk your ears off at 1200 words per second and then expect you to remember what they said on page 3, paragraph 5 sentence 12 of their life story.
3. Men are sexual beings. You know that. We know that; however, what most of you don't know is that we are fully aware of how much you like it as well. Real men manipulate more than women by letting stereotypes take the lead. Really, we could care less about who has the final say on the subject of sex, we just know that we will get it from somewhere so you're better
off letting it be you.4. When we're watching the game alone, come join; if we're watching with friends, make snacks or go do your own thing. Watching sports is something guys do as a part of nature, just like you women like to shop or have movie night, etc. We never want to do that alone, so if we're sitting there, it wouldn't hurt to grab some chips and salsa, and come take a seat. We'll respect you a lot more for trying to share the time with us and it might help
you get your way down the road. However, if we are already with friends, please find another thing to do. We don't like having to choose between you and friends, and you might not like the answer, so you might just want to save yourself the time and do something else.5. Laughter is the key to happiness. The only reason why women are so sensitive is because most of you take yourselves too seriously or
have a low self esteem. Men laugh at their own expense, we tell rude and vicious jokes and like to maintain our composure while we do it.In closing, I really did the list of 5 to humor you women out there who are obsessed with lists and rules. But, honestly, that's the problem; you worry way too much. When we're out, when we watch the game and don't talk to you, when we don't wanna watch The Notebook for the 4th time in a row, when we don't kiss you goodnight, etc. Don't take things like that personal, I'm not saying don't care about anything; I'm just saying don't worry about everything. It's just not healthy.
By Aaron Hilton
follow me on twitter @Way_2_Tall401
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